tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-360057322011-04-21T15:48:02.324-07:00Cedarville University's only satirical newspaperGuido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36005732.post-54447072491635122882007-10-23T17:44:00.000-07:002007-10-23T17:53:18.829-07:00<a href="http://thetalkingdonkey.tripod.com/Talking_Donkey_Vol_4_Iss_1.pdf">The Talking Donkey Volume 4 Issue 1</a><br /><br />Written: September &amp; October, 2007<br /><br />CAMPUS NEWS<br />"Administration Issues Twenty-Seventh Educational Decree"<br />Addendum: Interrogation transcript; Recent Educational Decrees<br />"Bible Department Getting A Little Cocky Over Popularity of Bible Minor"<br />"Music Major Could Sing of God's Love Forever, But Probably Won't"<br /><br />MISCELLANY<br />Letter from the Editor<br />They Know You Are Reading This Right Now<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36005732-5444707249163512288?l=talkingdonkeyonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36005732.post-1172035414251369762007-02-20T21:20:00.000-08:002007-02-20T21:24:35.510-08:00<a href="http://thetalkingdonkey.tripod.com/Talking_Donkey_Vol_3_Iss_2.pdf">The Talking Donkey Volume 3 Issue 2</a><br /><br />Written: January &amp; February, 2007<br /><br />CAMPUS NEWS<br />"Administration Prepares for 'Equality Ride'"<br />"Cedarville Curling Team Establishes Itself After Recent Success"<br /><br />CHRISTIAN CULTURE<br />"Parents Told: 'Talk to the Cartoons'"<br /><br />OPINION<br />"Ladies, Are You Neglecting God's Plain Command?"<br /><br />MISCELLANY<br />Mailbag<br />News Notes<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36005732-117203541425136976?l=talkingdonkeyonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36005732.post-1161657563627564252006-10-23T19:20:00.000-07:002006-10-23T19:39:23.636-07:00<a href="http://thetalkingdonkey.tripod.com/Talking_Donkey_Vol_3_Iss_1.pdf">The Talking Donkey Volume 3 Issue 1</a><br /><br />Written: September &amp; October, 2006<br /><br />CAMPUS NEWS<br />"Cedarville's Expulsion from GARBC Preceded by Childish Antics"<br />"Center for Teaching and Learning To Be a Place for Teaching and Learning"<br />"Dr. Brown's Magnum Opus, re:View, Rakes In Acclaim"<br /><br />OPINION<br />"Where's the Grace?"<br /><br />MISCELLANY<br />Letter from the Editor<br />Poll: Would you like to take poll?<br />News Notes<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36005732-116165756362756425?l=talkingdonkeyonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36005732.post-1161224499731238972006-10-18T19:16:00.000-07:002008-02-06T11:18:12.253-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">NOTE: Several individuals as of late have failed to recognize that the John Shelby Spong article is fiction. While it is true that Donald Miller did visit CU, John Shelby Spong did not. Email <span style="font-style: italic;">thetalkingdonkey@gmail.com</span> if you have any further questions.</span></span><br /><br /><a href="http://thetalkingdonkey.tripod.com/Talking_Donkey_Vol_2_Iss_3.pdf">The Talking Donkey Volume 2 Issue 3</a><br /><br />Written: April, 2006<br /><br />CAMPUS NEWS<br />"John Shelby Spong to Speak At 'An Evening With John Shelby Spong'"<br />"Development of Profanity Guidelines Underway"<br />"Student Body Finally Gets Excited About Something In Chapel"<br />"Dixon Statue Discovered To Contain Chocalaty Nougat Center"<br />"Alpha Sigma To Weigh In On 'Soda' Versus 'Pop' Controversy"<br /><br />ADVICE<br />"How to Write a Cedars Viewpoints Article"<br /><br />MISCELLANY<br />Childlike Amusements: Sudoku<br />Upcoming Events<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36005732-116122449973123897?l=talkingdonkeyonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36005732.post-1161224138136308342006-10-18T18:52:00.000-07:002006-10-18T19:23:18.456-07:00<a href="http://thetalkingdonkey.tripod.com/Talking_Donkey_Vol_2_Iss_2.pdf">The Talking Donkey Volume 2 Issue 2</a><br /><br />Written: October, 2005<br /><br />CAMPUS NEWS<br />"Wright-Patterson Air Force Base to Install SAM Site On DMC"<br />"Pastor Rohm Ripped By Bible Faculty for Open Theism Crack"<br /><br />OPINION<br />"Viva La Denim!"<br /><br />MISCELLANY<br />Arts: Freestyle Battle feat. Marilyn Ware<br />Advertisement: Reformed Outfitters<br />Letter to the Editor: Guppy Trouble<br />News Shorts<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36005732-116122413813630834?l=talkingdonkeyonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36005732.post-1161222625862035012006-10-18T18:42:00.000-07:002006-10-18T20:12:36.840-07:00<a href="http://thetalkingdonkey.tripod.com/Talking_Donkey_Vol_2_Iss_1.pdf">The Talking Donkey Volume 2 Issue 1</a><br /><br />Written: September, 2005<br /><br />NATIONAL NEWS<br />"Poll Confirms: Hurricane Katrina Is Bush's Fault"<br /><br />CAMPUS NEWS<br />"Open Heirs Resurrected, Starts New Ministry Team to Brock"<br />"MIRACLE: Image of Dr. Brown's Face Found In Piece of Toast"<br /><br />OPINION<br />"All We Need Is Love, Unity, and Other Nice Things"<br /><br />MISCELLANY<br />Art: Ape, by Andrew<br />The Proletariat Speak: Katrina Donation<br />News Notes<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36005732-116122262586203501?l=talkingdonkeyonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36005732.post-1161221924944537392006-10-18T18:35:00.000-07:002006-10-18T18:38:44.946-07:00<a href="http://thetalkingdonkey.tripod.com/Talking_Donkey_Vol_1_Iss_3.pdf">The Talking Donkey Volume 1 Issue 3</a><br /><br />Written: September, 2004<br /><br />TOP STORY<br />"Latest Issue of Cedars Prints Record Number of Errors"<br /><br />NEWS BRIEFS<br />"SGA Responds to Last Year's Theme Dinner Failure With 'Community Ramen' Meal"<br />"'Thoreau Cabin' A New Addition to Campus, Excites Dramatic Readers"<br />"Cedarville University Logo Taken Off Napkins to Fund Three New Scholarships"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36005732-116122192494453739?l=talkingdonkeyonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36005732.post-1161221506192851302006-10-18T18:24:00.000-07:002006-10-18T18:39:36.423-07:00<a href="http://thetalkingdonkey.tripod.com/Talking_Donkey_Vol_1_Iss_2.pdf">The Talking Donkey Volume 1 Issue 2</a><br /><br />Written: March, 2004<br /><br />TOP STORIES<br />"Bible Professor Buys Entire Bible Department Lunch After Losing Bet, Sparks Discussion"<br />"Palmer Freshmen Discovered Breeding Ferrets in Dorm Room, RD Embarassed"<br /><br />NEWS BRIEFS<br />"Cedarville Student Achieves 'Blog' Stardom, Admits Sad Truth"<br />"RA Comes to Unit Meeting Totally Unprepared"<br />"Girl Found Trapped in Book Bag Storage Outside of Chuck's"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36005732-116122150619285130?l=talkingdonkeyonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36005732.post-1161220936150075942006-10-18T18:16:00.000-07:002007-10-23T17:53:36.103-07:00<a href="http://thetalkingdonkey.tripod.com/Talking_Donkey_Vol_1_Iss_1.pdf">The Talking Donkey Volume 1 Issue 1</a><br /><br />Written: February, 2004<br /><br />TOP STORIES<br />"Student Changes Major for 175th Time, Breaks 73-Year Old School Record"<br />"Song of Solomon Conference Really Puts the 'Fun' Back In 'Fundamentalist'"<br /><br />NEWS BRIEFS<br />"English Professors Choose 'Cedarville Diversity' As Oxymoron of the Year"<br />"Tater Tot Casserole's Origin Questioned by Students"<br />"Lawlor Resident Receives Demerits for Distasteful Shirt"<br />"Beautiful Willetts Girl Removes Photo ID"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36005732-116122093615007594?l=talkingdonkeyonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guido Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10977895738654753258noreply@blogger.com0